Apparently I did not in fact dream that the fire alarm was going off in my apartment building.

Apparently I did not in fact dream that the fire alarm was going off in my apartment building.

Breakfast or, “diabetes runs in my family. & by ‘family’ I mean veins.”

Breakfast or, “diabetes runs in my family. & by ‘family’ I mean veins.”

I really don’t think I have that much, but I’m still more than willing to share.

I really don’t think I have that much, but I’m still more than willing to share.

Sometimes the bar’s hallway to the bathroom is eerily reminiscent to that horror film you may have watched last night…

Sometimes the bar’s hallway to the bathroom is eerily reminiscent to that horror film you may have watched last night…